Well, we may have been a little let down by the merely world-class glamour of her VMAs red carpetry, but we’re happy to report Jenny and her man served it UP for the after-party. And by “it,” we mean …
PURE TACKY-ASS, VIP-SECTION-OF-THE-CLUB KING AND QUEEN REALNESS.
Sometimes, you’ve just gotta recognize when people know themselves. This is hilarious (unintentionally), on brand, and Tacky Chic, in its own way. Don’t get us wrong, they both look like enormous jagoffs, but we’ve got to respect the commitment to a certain brand and look.
Also, they’re becoming Prince and Princess Boobgap, which isn’t all that surprising given how tightly they both tend to wear their clothes.

Style Credits:
Versace Print Mix Leggings and Silk Shirt with Baroque Accents from the Pre-Fall 2018 Collection
Versace Belt from the Pre-Fall 2018 Collection
Jason Stalvey Bag
Jessica Rich Fancy Stiletto
Styled by Rob Zangardi + Mariel Haeen
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Versace]
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